This is a public service announcement courtesy of your friendly neighborhood troll, reporting now for the Dragonyy'yd News Network. I am deigning to use voice here so that no one can get uppity about not being able to read my quirk even though it's just a simple alphanumeric substitution, that's how serious I am! Potentially disturbing news will be mentioned, so audience discretion is advised!

I am afraid that I will not be the bearer of any good news tonight. Zach, Kesara, and I have been heading towards the tunnels to get downtown these past few days. Earlier today, we ran into professional douchebag Handsome Jack. There was an altercation between him and Zach, and Zach... didn't make it. Kesara was injured in the crossfire, but fortunately suffered no life-threatening injuries. She got a pretty nasty bump on the head, though, and will be under close supervision Jack was also killed shortly after the fight. Please check your local morgues for a follow-up on this event.

This has been Terezi Pyrope with the DNN. Please call or mail in if you desire further details on this story.

[Terezi pauses for a moment before continuing.]

My condolences for those who know Zach. I hope he revives soon.