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snowblindrpg2016-05-30 03:28 pm
swatsflies) wrote in snowblindrpg2016-05-30 03:28 pm
[network] Nearly cost you an almond a leg @zd; video, night of 121 [open] [Contains: Alcohol]
[Hello, Norfinbury! Have a certain blond with the world’s dumbest face tattoo on the feed, It looks like he’s sitting up on the counter of a cafe. There is an amber gold bottle beside him with the words Amaretto witten on the label. His cheeks are flushed and his hair's a mess. There appears to a few still healing cuts on his his face and neck.]
Yo, everyone! I can see everyone’s faces again. I can hear their voices again! [His voice fluctuates between loud and normal.] Everything went normal yesterday, but I was pretty busy then. [He’ll give a dopey grin at something beyond his tablet at that. Probably Jim if anyone is familiar with that look by now. Then a thought occurred to him.] Do you guys know Jim? [Everything whooshes as he turns the tablet around to capture Jim. Jim immediately covers his face, which also had cuts like Zell’s, with his hands to hide from it.] He’s the best ever. [And Zell sounds certain of this. He turns the tablet again to aim at Mochi. Mochi is trying to fit inside of a frying pan at the moment.]
I wanted to let you guys know we’re okay! We’re meeting up with Kain- no, Kunsel. [He laughs for a moment, but what’s funny isn’t really clear. Probably from drinking and being excited about everything being okay in the end.] That’s right, he told everyone his name now. We’re meeting with Kunsel and Zack tomorrow. Then we’ll carry on with the quest.
[Mochi is now aware of the attention on him and starts meowing expectantly for pets, but Zell remembers something else pretty important.] Oh hey! We met a new friend. His name is Kid! [What the tablet doesn’t catch is that Zell waves to Kid who is also stuck in the cafe with them for the night. Kid might regret his life choices soon enough. The camera shakes as he waves again.] And we're with that Stitches guy! He's actually a professor. That's pretty cool, right? Hi Professor Stein. [He's very excited about making friends.]
I think that’s all I ha- [Whoops the feed ends there.]
((OOC: Action for people at the Cafe. Threadjacks may happen from Jim, Stein, or Kid))
Yo, everyone! I can see everyone’s faces again. I can hear their voices again! [His voice fluctuates between loud and normal.] Everything went normal yesterday, but I was pretty busy then. [He’ll give a dopey grin at something beyond his tablet at that. Probably Jim if anyone is familiar with that look by now. Then a thought occurred to him.] Do you guys know Jim? [Everything whooshes as he turns the tablet around to capture Jim. Jim immediately covers his face, which also had cuts like Zell’s, with his hands to hide from it.] He’s the best ever. [And Zell sounds certain of this. He turns the tablet again to aim at Mochi. Mochi is trying to fit inside of a frying pan at the moment.]
I wanted to let you guys know we’re okay! We’re meeting up with Kain- no, Kunsel. [He laughs for a moment, but what’s funny isn’t really clear. Probably from drinking and being excited about everything being okay in the end.] That’s right, he told everyone his name now. We’re meeting with Kunsel and Zack tomorrow. Then we’ll carry on with the quest.
[Mochi is now aware of the attention on him and starts meowing expectantly for pets, but Zell remembers something else pretty important.] Oh hey! We met a new friend. His name is Kid! [What the tablet doesn’t catch is that Zell waves to Kid who is also stuck in the cafe with them for the night. Kid might regret his life choices soon enough. The camera shakes as he waves again.] And we're with that Stitches guy! He's actually a professor. That's pretty cool, right? Hi Professor Stein. [He's very excited about making friends.]
I think that’s all I ha- [Whoops the feed ends there.]
((OOC: Action for people at the Cafe. Threadjacks may happen from Jim, Stein, or Kid))
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Oh boy.
He's really drunk, isn't he. Just gonna shake his head over here again. It's kinda hard to get annoyed though after all they've just been through. ] But hey, you know I'm gonna hold you to that now. By the way, did you ever find that hammer?
[ He's not going to go for subtle here. Subtle might lead to an endless search through his bag and Zack's got a plan here. ]
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[Still having volume control on his voice. He's going to drop everything and dig through his bag for the squeaker hammer. Once he finds it, he'll smack it on a table, which startles poor Mochi pretty badly. Hey, if you're a cat who had to hear an explosion of glass a couple of nights ago, you would be pretty jumpy too.]
Sorry, Mochi! This?
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Sorry, Zell. This is going to be your undoing.
Sorry fuzzbutt.This is Zack trying not to look too pleased with himself, trying to fight a tactless, plotting smile. ]
I dare you to sneak up behind someone and hit 'em with it. [ He should have probably mentioned how hard. Whoops. ]
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Snagging up the hammer and looking at Jim.] I already got Jim with it before. I got his butt with it.
[It's important to share that information.] I'll see if Professor Stein or Kid wants it.
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[ In retrospect, maybe he ought'a better get to know these people... but he also doubts that Zell would have decided to drink around them if he and Jim hadn't trusted those people enough.
...Or so he'd like to think. ]
Hi hello, threadjacking just a bit
I do not want the hammer you hit your friend in the bottom with, thank you!
hahaha!! oh my god yes please
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[Like that's supposed to make it any better.]
This icon is called 'Yelling about something "Important"' and I feel it's very relevant
The specifics are irrelevant!
sorry for dumb
Right here! [Yeah, he needed to know that.] I guess I could always get the other side. [Then Zack would be happy, right?]
Never!
[Perhaps he hadn't provided enough emphasis earlier?]
...surprise part 2
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[There is a loud squeak as Zell actually smacks Jim in the butt with the hammer.
With Zack probably STILL on the line listening to all of this.]
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Is it the sound of laughter?
Certainly, it couldn't be. Zack wouldn't be laughing at the expense of all of this. Nope, not in the least.
Yeah, he is totally laughing. It was the pun on top of it that did it, okay. ]
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After the squeak, there's a much quieter thud. Kid's head hitting the table.]
This is why Liz tells me to stop noticing, isn't it? Don't think about it, she says. This precise reason. This exact moment. [Even with his head face-first on the table he keeps rambling quietly.] She just isn't aware of how much better things are when one has addressed the situation in a neat and orderly fashion. Your friend will agree, I'm sure of it.
[Spoiler alert: Kid is 100% sober.]