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snowblindrpg2015-12-14 05:37 pm
heroproceeding) wrote in snowblindrpg2015-12-14 05:37 pm
Audio>Video/Action to Sad Losers; Day 65 Evening; I Don't Wanna Be Flushed, Don't Wanna Be Flushed
[ After Kunsel's surprise discovery, suppose it would be nice to share it with the crowd. It's been a while since he's said anything anyway. And with the crisis with Sephiroth at least temporarily averted, well. It's not like he has to be as discreet as before. Thus the audio clicking on as he sits with Tifa to report their latest findings. ]
So, on the plus side, and mind you, I know it's gonna sound gross, but...
[ There's him gesturing again, hooking a thumb over his shoulder, before he decides right. Yeah, video should probably happen. So, it happens and there goes! All that can be seen at first is part of a room before it's panned to the nearly bathroom- or more more specifically the ever lovely porcelain throne inside of it. ]
Turns out Kain found another source of water. [ The video feed bounces suddenly just in time for everyone to see Tifa- and well. How Tifa helpfully makes a bit of a face. ]
He says it’s clean! [ And obviously Kain is the expert on this. ] It’s better than waiting for snow to melt, right?
Yeah, you know. Just as long as it's still clean. Man, I would not wanna be the guy who drank the lemonade, if you know what I mean.
[Tifa looks slightly horrified at that comment and punches Zack on the shoulder. Is he twelve?]
Zack.
So, on the plus side, and mind you, I know it's gonna sound gross, but...
[ There's him gesturing again, hooking a thumb over his shoulder, before he decides right. Yeah, video should probably happen. So, it happens and there goes! All that can be seen at first is part of a room before it's panned to the nearly bathroom- or more more specifically the ever lovely porcelain throne inside of it. ]
Turns out Kain found another source of water. [ The video feed bounces suddenly just in time for everyone to see Tifa- and well. How Tifa helpfully makes a bit of a face. ]
He says it’s clean! [ And obviously Kain is the expert on this. ] It’s better than waiting for snow to melt, right?
Yeah, you know. Just as long as it's still clean. Man, I would not wanna be the guy who drank the lemonade, if you know what I mean.
[Tifa looks slightly horrified at that comment and punches Zack on the shoulder. Is he twelve?]
Zack.
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You know I could still hear you, right? You need to work on your villainous asides. You just totally revealed where I can find the bodies of my friends. All I have to do now is use phoenix downs to bring them back so we can team up to bring your palace down!
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Evil snow mole people.
[ In case that wasn't clear. ]
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...although, what do tears...?
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They shoot out of the zebra's mouth.
Pew pew.
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[Yeah, Kunsel's puns aren't any better.]
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...Psych-snow-path.
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Being awful is the point. I have to show you how horrible your tactic is in a last ditch effort to convince you not to use it. I'm not sure this world can handle too many more of your terrible puns. It'll go into snowverload.
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[ THIS IS SO DUMB. Which means it's very welcome after Basementquest: The Rebunkering. ]
You can take my puns, but you'll never take my snow castle! Or my zebra! Or my pride!
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You can keep your castle and your zebra - er, whatever a zebra is. But I'm putting those puns on ice. If that means your pride suffers, then so be it.
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Also a zebra is an animal from this planet and it looks like a striped pony. They're my favourite!
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Sorry, no idea what a pony is, either. I'll take your word for it that they're pretty neat, though.
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Yes. The villain market is completely oversaturated right now. Every two-bit bandit is claiming villainhood these days, it's driving the prices on evil lairs and evil lair accessories through the roof! So if you started turning evil I'd only have two options: murder or buyout.
On Pandora, "buyout" is pretty much always a euphemism for murder. Just - if - you know, in case you didn't see what I was going for there.
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You're forgetting option three, though. The most evil option of all! If the evil lairs and accessories are too expensive, then just co-opt the good guy's hideouts and things and use them for evil instead!
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By which I mean enslaved. You don't mind having to sleep with the mole people, right?
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And how did my threat of rivalry become an application for a job?
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Seriously, that's just - it's how it works, right? You either kill off rivals or subjugate them? From, um, what I've seen.
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[ShinRa has been called an evil corporation before by its detractors.]
But yeah, I guess you could say I'm usually more of a "hero" type. You might have to teach me some of the ropes.
Okay, fair enough.
...and don't tell Zack I said that.
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You, um. You know this is his post and... and that this isn't private, right.
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I know it's his post, but I'm hoping he's stopped paying attention to it at this point. His attention span doesn't always last, you know?
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Just.
Fucking.
Facepalming.
Man, and he complains about the Fair puns. That was just baaaaad. ]
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