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snowblindrpg2016-04-17 02:42 pm
harlequinofhate) wrote in snowblindrpg2016-04-17 02:42 pm
[network] @gravedigger; We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark; video; Evening 107 [open]
[For the first time the Joker shows his face to the Network. His features are gaunt, slightly crazed, and oddly clown-like.
He smiles into the camera almost flirtatiously and waves with his fingertips.]
Hello, honeys, it's your pal Jack White here... Or the Joker. Jeepers me, I guess that little secret is out by now.
[He coughs into his fist.]
Anyhoo, let me get to the point.
By now everyone is probably deciding that the next logical step is to dig deep.
Before you all grab your shovels and ice picks I advise you to think.
[He taps the side of his head.]
Don't go doing anything crazy now! Hahah...
If you do, you might find the punchline to this whole cruel gag is not terribly funny.
[A thoughtful pause.]
Oh, and if anyone sees the United States tell him I think he has my stuff. I want my stuff back.
He smiles into the camera almost flirtatiously and waves with his fingertips.]
Hello, honeys, it's your pal Jack White here... Or the Joker. Jeepers me, I guess that little secret is out by now.
[He coughs into his fist.]
Anyhoo, let me get to the point.
By now everyone is probably deciding that the next logical step is to dig deep.
Before you all grab your shovels and ice picks I advise you to think.
[He taps the side of his head.]
Don't go doing anything crazy now! Hahah...
If you do, you might find the punchline to this whole cruel gag is not terribly funny.
[A thoughtful pause.]
Oh, and if anyone sees the United States tell him I think he has my stuff. I want my stuff back.
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unless you're saying i'm a royal and just never knew
golly
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[He waves a hand in the air.]
You mean this critter bled Windex?
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looked like it
vid's in the public database
go take a look
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Think the sparrow was a robot?
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a guy who was here before found a sparrow's body in langley's house
i dissected it
everything looked normal, though
red blood
no growths
no abnormalities that i could see
fun thing, though
it got stitched back up overnight
good as new
dissected it again and put a camera on it
and you know the little bastard wouldn't piece itself back together again
carried it around for a while
but the spiders got to it when i wasn't watching my pack at some point
possible someone could have been screwing with my perceptions when I was dissecting it
which makes any of the postmortems beckett and stitches performed suspect
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And something wants us to know it, too.
Maybe this whole place is a bad joke.
Maybe we aren't really here.
Or maybe NIMA's little injections also clown with our senses. We see what NIMA wants us to see.
Except for when we don't.
[He rubs his chin.]
Never did trust injections.
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you seem like you'd be more of an acid guy than a doper
[Acid, ecstasy, speed... House can think of any number of drugs Joker seems like he'd be willing to take.]
you're probably right about nima
me, the girl, and the vampire all saw different things in the morgue overnight
sounds like their's actually meant something to them
rather than just being a random ass creep parade for me
maybe nothing looked interesting enough to drag out for me
anyway
mentally or physically we're here
the end result is the same
i'm gonna try to block out the wifi signals
see if that nets anything
i'll be sure to let you know, babe
as long as lelly's name doesn't turn up in the obits
then i'll have to be a withholding bitch about it
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Actually, Doc, I enjoy meth.
[But not for the reason one might suspect. He's not much of a user himself but it makes a convenient ingredient for various types of Joker Toxin.]
Anyhoo, you got me all a-twitter now!
What are you up to, hmm?
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i talked to her about it
bye now
[He'll close the conversation with Joker to avoid having to explain more. Like the detail that this is probably going to end with him dying.]