I don't remember any of that but it does kinda sound like something I'd do, doesn't it?

Oh, you, if I did something like that I'm sure dying wouldn't be what I had in mind. A stylish death to moi would mean taking as many of you fatuous fuddy duddies with me as possible.

I can't go down with no audience, can I?

Gotham really had its share of shenanigans didn't it?

I think I actually miss Alien Invasion Tuesday.

Tragic, huh? There was magic to a place where folks could ask for the day off from work on the basis that the world was gonna end. More than once.

C'mon, girlie, don't be dense, you know what I meant!

Keep the tablet on and record every last second of it.

[Groan.]

For science, sweetheart, not so old Jokey can enjoy watching you suffer.

....Although I'm sure I will.

[A wet cough.]

Snow ain't gonna pile up on the tablet down there. I want to know what happens if someone dies just hanging around outside. If I can see the creepy critter that carries off your birdie carcass then I might be able to tell ya how it works.

Get me, kiddo? I'm trying to help you people. I know it's a weird situation and I don't like it any more than you do.

[Well...that's all very true, but...]

I just wanna get outta here.

Places to go.

People to kill.

You know how it is.

If that means everyone else getting out with me then fine, whatever.

[What he won't admit to is that he wants to wake that Thing up as violently as possible. Screw playing this place's games. If the Administration wants to play with the Joker they'd better be ready to be dealt from the bottom of the deck.]