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snowblindrpg2017-07-18 11:27 pm
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Entry tags:
- !event,
- alphonse elric (fullmetal alchemist),
- america (hetalia),
- billy kaplan (marvel comics),
- castiel (supernatural),
- davesprite (homestuck),
- death the kid (soul eater),
- england (hetalia),
- enoch (el shaddai),
- gregory house (house md),
- hugo vasquez (borderlands),
- jared rhys (original),
- joker (dc),
- karkat vantas (homestuck),
- manuel laurin (world of darkness),
- mycroft holmes (bbc sherlock),
- quark (zero escape),
- rhys (borderlands),
- royce melborn (riyria revelations),
- stephen strange (mcu),
- sylar (heroes),
- the cat (tortall universe),
- vanitas (kingdom hearts)
[log] Noisy Black Part Two - Mingle [closed]
Characters: anyone signed up for the noisy black event
Location: an office building
Date: Night 260, Morning 261, and Day 261
Summary: You give, or are given, medical treatment.
Warnings: body horror, psychological trauma, serious body deformities, please warn for specifics in threads and make sure to note the night/morning/day your thread is taking place
Sinners
Converted
Location: an office building
Date: Night 260, Morning 261, and Day 261
Summary: You give, or are given, medical treatment.
Warnings: body horror, psychological trauma, serious body deformities, please warn for specifics in threads and make sure to note the night/morning/day your thread is taking place
Sinners
Converted
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Nah. Trash wine pretty much tastes like the worst screwdriver you've ever had. But beggars can't be choosers.
And I never thought that would be a valuable life skill. But go figure, huh?
[Rhys gives a little snort.]
The funny thing is, I didn't know he was a gun-toting badass. He was like five-six and played guitar on Saturday nights on open mike night. He just also happened to work for this shady hacker outfit, and when I dropped off the map, he came looking. So I wasn't expecting a rescue, and then all of a sudden there he is at the door with a gun and a crowbar.
Craziest damn moment. I thought I'd finally cracked, but nope.
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[ And desperate! That's what a few months in a frozen hellscape will do to you. ]
Hey, look at it this way-- it'll definitely come in handy here. You let the network know you can make alcohol, and I bet you're gonna get swamped.
[ Alright, that-- sounds way cooler than anything his division's IT guys ever did. How come Hyperion couldn't get anybody like that? ]
Man, what the hell? You get the IT guy that's actually capable, I just get a pack of code monkeys that don't know their heads from their asses. Need to start hiring from where you got yours.
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Only problem is, you have to keep that shit warm to get it to turn into alcohol, and I can't even keep myself warm, never mind a bag full of wine. Unless I want to spend a week with it snuggled up to my crotch.
[Crotch wine. Wouldn't that be a selling point? But then again, when you've got the market cornered...]
And you could start hiring from where I get mine, but you also have to remember that I collect the crazy like you would not believe. For every competent IT guy I get, I also get the guy who left me in Montana as a sacrifice for the owls.
[Yes, he said that with a completely straight face.]
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[ He figures it depends on who you ask, but Vasquez reasons it's safe to call it anyway. ]
Try it when we get out, anyway. I bet somebody'd take you up on it-- it's more reliable than going through buildings and hoping for the best, crotch proximity or no.
[ That could use a little rebranding. It's something to brainstorm, anyway, and it's not like they don't have free time to do it. ]
Montana, huh. I'll keep that in mind.
[ The way he says the name makes it sound like he's completely unfamiliar with it, which is pretty damn accurate. If they weren't where they were, he would've at least put a little more effort into coming off as knowledgeable, but he's too tired to give much of a shit. ]
Hiring offworld's such a pain in the ass, though. Unless you like dealing with paperwork for days, in which case I'm gonna be judging you pretty hard.
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[Yes, Rhys is horrible. He's had many years of practice at it.]
Montana. He went for beer.
[He says it with exactly enough emphasis that it tells a person all they need to know about how horrible it is.]
And no way, man. Office work is the death of the soul. I dunno about hiring offworld, but I've heard some hinky things about non-union werewolves?