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[personal profile] onlytwothings 2017-08-06 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, good, I'm glad you're aware of that.
It's a joke. A pun. I'm an oncologist, and the big c is cancer.


[ Probably not a good joke or pun, but details. ]
quadrangle: (blargh blargh)

[personal profile] quadrangle 2017-08-07 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
[He has so many regrets, but okay, random doctor man.]

I AM GOING TO ASSUME FOR THE SAKE OF BREVITY THAT ONCOLOGISTS SPECIALIZE IN CANCER TREATMENT? SURPRISE, ASSHOLE, NOT ALL OF US UNDERSTAND YOUR HUMAN DOCTOR LINGO.
Edited (muh) 2017-08-07 01:52 (UTC)
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[personal profile] onlytwothings 2017-08-07 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, right, sorry.
Yes, that's what oncologists specialize in.


[ So hostile. But he's also used to hostile. ]
quadrangle: (processing)

[personal profile] quadrangle 2017-08-07 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
OK, GOOD TO KNOW.
HUH. YOU CAN DO MORE GENERAL EMERGENCY STUFF THOUGH, RIGHT? BECAUSE PEOPLE TEND TO NEED THAT MORE THAN CANCER TREATMENT.
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[personal profile] onlytwothings 2017-08-07 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
That's the picture I've been getting from talking to people.
Yes, I can do more than treat cancer patients.
quadrangle: (only moderately displeased for once)

[personal profile] quadrangle 2017-08-07 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
RIGHT THEN, LAST QUESTION:
HOW BIG OF AN ASSHOLE ARE YOU?
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[personal profile] onlytwothings 2017-08-07 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Well...
I'm not sure how objective I can be here, but I'm going to go with 40% asshole.


[ What? He's never had to put a number on it before. ]
Edited 2017-08-07 18:28 (UTC)
quadrangle: (the fuck is this shit i'm hearing)

[personal profile] quadrangle 2017-08-07 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[So, what, less than John? He finds this hard to believe, especially when scrolling up reveals...]

I'M THROWING ON AN ADDITIONAL 20% BY ASSOCIATION. I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND.
WHICH PUTS YOU ROUGHLY ON THE SAME LEVEL AS STRANGE? SOMEWHERE AROUND THERE. JUDGMENT PENDING I GUESS.
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[personal profile] onlytwothings 2017-08-08 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
I really don't, but fine.
Assign whatever percentage you want.
Does it really matter in the end?


[ Assigning an asshole percentage just seems... pointless. ]
quadrangle: (but why tho)

[personal profile] quadrangle 2017-08-08 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR FRIEND, THE PENULTIMATE ASSHOLE.
I'LL ADMIT THERE ARE WORSE, BUT HE REMAINS FUCKING AWFUL.


[And oh my god, shut up, you chose percentage first??? How dare.]
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[personal profile] onlytwothings 2017-08-09 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to argue. I know exactly what he is.

[ Well, he could have taken it literally and given his answer in feet and inches. Would that have made it better? ]
quadrangle: (grumpy wumpus woo)

[personal profile] quadrangle 2017-08-09 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
THERE YOU GO THEN.
ANY QUESTIONS OR SHALL WE END THIS TRAVESTY OF A CONVERSATION.
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[personal profile] onlytwothings 2017-08-09 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
No, I think we've said all we need to for now.
quadrangle: (look at all the fucks i give)

[personal profile] quadrangle 2017-08-09 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
OK. LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS I GUESS.
LATER.