devoutish: (I always give 110%)

[personal profile] devoutish 2017-08-09 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I've always wondered what he's like at home. He's not been fired by his hospital, has he?
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[personal profile] onlytwothings 2017-08-09 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
He hasn't been fired, no. It's a long story, but it involves an explosion, swapped dental records, and a faked death.

[ Is he going to regret saying this later? Absolutely. ]
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devoutish: (put your money where your mouth is)

[personal profile] devoutish 2017-08-09 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd think you were joking if we weren't talking about House. What's the long story?
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[personal profile] onlytwothings 2017-08-10 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I doubt he'd want me giving you all the details. I've probably said too much already.
devoutish: (I always give 110%)

[personal profile] devoutish 2017-08-10 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, damn. Sometimes he can get juicy details just from people being blabbermouths, but apparently not this time.]

Say no more. My lips are sealed. Though that does sound like the sort of story he'd tell on his own, doesn't it.
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[personal profile] onlytwothings 2017-08-10 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sorry, Alfie. Some things aren't his to tell. ]

Yes, it does. If I didn't know better myself, I'd just say it was all made up from the start.
devoutish: (I always give 110%)

[personal profile] devoutish 2017-08-11 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
If nothing else, the man can be entertaining.

[In his own weird way. He and Alfie have had some interesting conversations, at least.]

And what about you? We've met, but I'll pretend we haven't.
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[personal profile] onlytwothings 2017-08-11 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes too entertaining.

[ Although it got a laugh out of him at the time, he still remembers the hookers taking pictures with him while he was effectively unconscious. ]

Am I as entertaining as House? I don't think I could ever hope to reach his level, but I have my moments.
devoutish: (put your money where your mouth is)

[personal profile] devoutish 2017-08-11 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
No, what are you like?
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[personal profile] onlytwothings 2017-08-11 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, let's see.

[ 3, 2, 1... ]

I enjoy expensive wine and taking long walks on the beach. Oh, and I'm 6'0".

You're not interested, are you?
devoutish: (like booze ever killed anyone)

[personal profile] devoutish 2017-08-20 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
You're far too tall, I'm afraid. It would never work out. Many apologies.
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[personal profile] onlytwothings 2017-08-20 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Since I can't shrink myself, no hard feelings.