spoileralert: (smirk)

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[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-08-13 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She nods emphatically. ]

You know, you and me should talk joint custody.
onlytwothings: (025)

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[personal profile] onlytwothings 2017-08-14 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure House would love that. Actually, he'd hate it with a passion.
spoileralert: (blushu)

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[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-08-14 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I like to think he loves to hate it.
rubikscomplex: (childish | colors)

@hotstud_xxx; text

[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2017-08-14 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
really, stiffi?
you're getting the dad vibe from him?
not the mom vibe?
the bf vibe?
this guy is 5% dad material
max

don't let that electra complex of yours
color everything for you
spoileralert: unsure, smile (* get a grip mom)

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[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-08-14 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
There's room in your life for two moms, House.
rubikscomplex: (smug | told you so)

[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2017-08-14 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
but three is too many
and i already have a real mom
and isn't eve the mother of us all?
that means you two are posers
spoileralert: (smirk)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-08-15 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
That's okay we still love you honey
rubikscomplex: (childish | eating)

[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2017-08-15 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
who doesn't love honey?
spoileralert: (oh hello)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-08-15 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

Are you stoned or just struggling for comebacks
rubikscomplex: (Default)

[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2017-08-15 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
drunk, actually
amaretto's not bad
wish i hadn't downed the absinthe before this
spoileralert: scared, worried, angry (* have you seen this place?)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-08-16 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Goddamnit why do I never get to find booze
rubikscomplex: (meet cute | be nice)

[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2017-08-16 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
under 21
clearly evie's a stickler
spoileralert: (migraine)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-08-16 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Why couldn't Snowhell have been in Europe
rubikscomplex: (smug | told you so)

[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2017-08-17 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
the multiverse hates you, kiddo
spoileralert: (shrug)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-08-18 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
:'(
onlytwothings: (02)

@thebigc; text

[personal profile] onlytwothings 2017-08-16 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
So what if she is?
And I don't think you necessarily need another mother.
If she's the pretend mom, I don't mind being the pretend dad, 5% or not.
rubikscomplex: (skeptic | but rly?)

[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2017-08-16 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
if you're my pretend dad
i'm hating you on principle
onlytwothings: (020)

[personal profile] onlytwothings 2017-08-17 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, that's such a change.
You've never told me you hated me before.
I'm so shocked.
My feelings are very hurt, son.


[ In other words, hate away, House. ]
rubikscomplex: (childish | eating)

[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2017-08-17 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
does this mean no monster truck rallies this summer, dad?
onlytwothings: (059)

[personal profile] onlytwothings 2017-08-18 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
We'll see.
Maybe if you try really hard to behave yourself.
rubikscomplex: (childish | lollipop)

[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2017-08-19 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
you know that gets me every time!
how can i behave myself when all the OTHER kids get to be naughty?
onlytwothings: (026)

[personal profile] onlytwothings 2017-08-19 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Do those other kids get to go to monster truck rallies?
I don't think so.
Only the well-behaved ones do.
rubikscomplex: (childish | gross)

[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2017-08-20 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
UGH
FINE
i hate you, dad
you're the worst
except at the rally
i'm hanging up now