clowngirl: (♦ Angry Pout)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-21 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[She huffs.] Gotham doesn't care how devastatingly good-lookin' you are. Gotham's sick of your abuse. Gotham's tired of the way you just use it and forget about it like it's nothin'! Gotham doesn't need you anymore!!
harlequinofhate: (more dangerous than any whip.)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-21 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
I made Gotham. That burg loved me once. Whatever could have happened?
clowngirl: (♦ Amore Infranto)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-22 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
You changed, you triedta kill m-- Gotham. Then you left. It wised up.
harlequinofhate: (The toaster does not respect you.)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-22 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
I've tried to kill Gotham plenty of times. It's a sign that I care.
clowngirl: (♦ Amore Infranto)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-22 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
It was diff'rent that time. You didn't so much as leave a threat after that. You didn't care no more, if you ever really did.
harlequinofhate: (You are attached to what you attack.)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-22 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
That so, maybe I just didn't want Gotham clinging to me like a....clinging, sucking thingummy....

Maybe it was just cramping my style.
Edited 2017-08-22 00:21 (UTC)
clowngirl: (♦ I'll get you Captain Planet!!)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-22 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[She fumes, her voice reaching new pitches of angry squeak.] GOTHAM IS NOT CLINGY! Gotham is lovin' and supportive and has helped your sorry white keister out more times than Gotham can count! You coulda at least appreciated that and--and--

I'll show you who cramps whose style!
harlequinofhate: (I have nothing to declare but my genius.)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-22 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds like Gotham didn't know me as well as I thought.
clowngirl: (♦ I mad)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-22 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
It knows you better than anybody. That's why it wants to knock your lights out.
harlequinofhate: (Topsy Turvy Talk)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-22 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
WRONG-O.

If Gotham really knew me it'd know that I kill outta lo-

[He cuts himself off and there is a loud sound of him beating his fist against the table.]

LAMPREY!

That's a clingy, sucky thing!
clowngirl: (♦ Angry Pout)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-22 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not a lamprey! [Is she? She makes a noise of frustration.] Where are you??
harlequinofhate: fan piece by comic artist stjepan sejic (We all float down here.)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-22 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
...Who said you were a lamprey?
clowngirl: (♦ :()

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-22 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
You... You did! With the cling and the suck!
harlequinofhate: (Vote for me or I'll kill you.)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-22 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Noooo, poopsy, I said you were like a lamprey. You're much too cute to be a lamprey.
clowngirl: (♦ Gee golly gosh!)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-22 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, thanks! [♥] I-- I... wait, I think I was still mad at you!
Edited 2017-08-22 02:23 (UTC)
harlequinofhate: (Dogma: the wife of Dogpa)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-22 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Nonsense, how could you be mad?

I've been keeping Lou safe this whole time.
Edited 2017-08-22 03:23 (UTC)
clowngirl: (♦ Pretty please?)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-23 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
My baby?! He's here? How? Has he been eatin' alright? Does he need a little hyena coat?
harlequinofhate: (In my dreams they moved the bed)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-23 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
He's fine. He's dealing with this miserable, frigid whistle-stop better than I am! And he eats everything.
clowngirl: (♦ Pretty please?)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-23 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
And you've been takin' care of 'im... [She sounds touched.] Can I see 'im?
harlequinofhate: (Roleplay yourself shattering.)

voice >> video

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-25 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[He switches to video and for one brief moment he's visible on screen. His hair has grown out almost to his shoulders and he's thin, haggard and generally disheveled and sickly looking, much like all of the other long term residents of Norfinbury.

When the camera flips around he focuses it on Lou who is sitting in a corner chewing on his own rump.]


Hey, mutt!

[Lou doesn't respond.]
clowngirl: (♦ My hero!)

video

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-25 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Her eyes go wide at catching a glimpse of the Joker as she's never seen him. She almost says something until her maternal instincts are pulled from one hapless creature to another.]

Baby! [She squeals and instantly devolves into baby talk at the sight of this obviously precious butt-chomping darling.] Ohhh, whosa good boy?! Whosa good Lou?! [And cue the kissy sounds.]
harlequinofhate: (Spacetime isn't curved)

video

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-25 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Lou looks up and Joker audibly huffs.]

Oh, now you're paying attention.

[The hyena stands up and walks over to Joker, sniffing the tablet, nose bumping the camera as he tries to find the source of a familiar voice.]
clowngirl: (♦ Brightside)

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[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-25 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Harley's face smushes in real close and shakes back and forth -- she's giving her screen a virtual eskimo kiss.] Thassa good boy! Mama's gonna visit you real soon, 'kay? Yesh she ish!
harlequinofhate: (Peter's Pop Keeps A Lollipop Shop)

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[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-27 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lou rolls over on to his back and Joker switches the tablet around to peer into the camera.]

See?

He's fine.

But he misses you, poopsie, we both miss you...
clowngirl: (♦ I can't decide)

video

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-28 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[She pulls back and tries not to look into those eyes, but her lip is wibbling.] You do? Really? You're not just sayin' that 'cause you're all alone and slowly freezin' to death in a subarctic wasteland?

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