Heyyy, I'm all about Gothamly sisterhood. This is just somethin' I gotta do, y'know? We didn't leave things off so good and psychologically speaking, it's a need for cognitive closure. [Her accent falters back to Dr. Quinzel at the end, there.]

Plus, he's got my baby.

[A sudden terrible thought!] You don't think he'd run out of food and help himself to a hyena sandwich, do ya?

I dunno how anybody could somethin' as cute as-- Wait, you got talkin' animals here too?

Talkin' animals, always winter and never Christmas... Didn't I read this book?

At least it's got nine lives. I miss havin' my own talkin' Kitty. I dunno what good a whip would do right now, but she's feisty, she'd prob'ly come up with somethin'.

Girl's got a track record of keepin' certain things to herself, even when she's not pussyfootin' around with your Big Bad Bat. Sometimes you can just tell when somebody's got a history of hurt.

[She pauses, and there's an almost superstitious feeling like she might accidentally summon somebody.] Is it just us here from back home?

How come I never make these lists?

[Record scratch.] Wait, wait, the Bat is dead?! How? Who? Was it Mr. J??

...You won't hafta remind me to look out for them things anymore.

Gotcha. [Dang, this really isn't Narnia.]

Thanks. [Her voice is soft. Harley hadn't expected this kind of gesture from someone who's hauled her butt into the authorities at least once. Not that she can still be completely serious about it.] They won't go and confiscate your cape?

[Harley can respect that, she can hear Batman's "grr, this is my city!" speech inside her head even now.]

What is up with the Batty bunch tryin' to recruit kids all the time?

[At least the Joker stuck to circus freaks and low-level thugs. The latest Robin must have been all of four feet of prepubescent fury.]

Connection to the criminal world? [She doesn't know this story.]

Cluemaster, really? [Talk about a poor man's Riddler. He had never been more than a blip on Harley's radar at best and Steph's debut as Spoiler proceeded even hers as Harley Quinn.] Didn't hear nothin' about any bounty. [Then again, Harley can't remember the last time she heard any news regarding the Spoiler. Probably because in her universe Steph's already running around as the new Batgirl.]