harlequinofhate: (Bo-de-o-don’t give me tomatoes)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-16 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
That's my girl with the hard hitting questions. Hah!

[He sneezes.]

Last I checked I was me but I've also bit the dust a few times around here so maybe I'm actually a robot or a clone or something... Man, that'd be weird.
clowngirl: (♦ Pretty Mess)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-16 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Gesundheit.

[It sure sounds like him.] Did they go roundin' up all the super-villains again? [Whoever "they" were, Harley never get the whole story after she managed to dodge ending up on Salvation.] That why we're here?

[Her heart feels like it's beating in her throat, but it's actually not at the thought of being marooned by the government in future-Alaska.]
harlequinofhate: fan piece by comic artist stjepan sejic (Don't you dare ask God to help me.)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-16 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe but if that's what happened they did a crummy job. I'm the only proper psycho in the joint, everyone else is just a jerk.

Hey wait a tick, what are you asking that for now?

[It's true, isn't it? She can't remember being here. That complicates things.]
clowngirl: (♦ I can't decide)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-17 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Well, 'cuz I just got here... [She doesn't understand.] Have you been stuck in this snowglobe this whole time?

[Would that really excuse not even so much as a death threat from him since they split up? ... No. No, no, no. Maybe?]
harlequinofhate: (was fed burning coal)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-17 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[So she really has forgotten. He decides not to explain it to her. Maybe she can figure it out herself. Maybe she can even trip across her own corpse, now that would be entertaining. Has that happened before? What if he drew blood samples from both Harleys and compared them? Would there be nanomachines in both?

He's silent for about seven seconds as he whirls through these thoughts in his mind.]


I've been here for, ugh, how long has it been? A while. Months!

Months I've been here!

And this place hasn't tossed a single fashionable garment my way!
clowngirl: (♦ Angry Pout)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-17 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You-- [She feels herself getting red.]

That's what you been worried about?! Didn'tcha miss me at all?? After everything you put me through!
harlequinofhate: (broken crutches are very funny)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-17 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm wearing torn jeans, poopsie!

On my arms! Think about I've been through!
clowngirl: (♦ I'll get you Captain Planet!!)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-18 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't "poopsie" me, you, you no-good creep! Red and Kitty were right about you the whole time! I oughta break your torn-jean-wearin' arms!
harlequinofhate: (In my dreams they moved the bed)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-18 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
The cat and the talking house plant are morons who wouldn't know a decent gag if it choked 'em with deadly neurotoxin.

I've already had my arm freaking ripped off, you know! Don't commit yourself to a stale joke, sweetheart. You're better than that.
Edited 2017-08-18 20:39 (UTC)
clowngirl: (♦ What?)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-19 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[That was almost a compliment. Still, it only brings her down to a grumble.] I can improvise. Start with somethin' that ain't been ripped off yet and go from there.

Wait-- how'd they get the arm back on? [Ohgod, what if she really is dealing with a robot Joker.]
harlequinofhate: (the mummified voice of a survival god)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-19 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Died of blood loss.

Then the gizmo that runs this joint brought me back to life. My coat sleeve was still torn off though, bah.
clowngirl: (♦ Pretty Mess)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-19 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Does ev'rybody come back?
harlequinofhate: (I don't believe in innocent bystanders.)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-19 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Naw, not everyone!

I mean most of the folks I've offed haven't. Except House. House always come back. He's a walking game of whack-a-mole, that one.

Oh, and Watson but his days are numbered.
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clowngirl: (♦ I mad)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-19 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess some are luckier than others, whether they deserve it or not.
harlequinofhate: (where crime and corruption are accepted)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-20 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Sure seems that way.

Maybe I'm just that good looking. I mean Gotham liked keeping me around too, eh?
clowngirl: (♦ Angry Pout)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-21 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[She huffs.] Gotham doesn't care how devastatingly good-lookin' you are. Gotham's sick of your abuse. Gotham's tired of the way you just use it and forget about it like it's nothin'! Gotham doesn't need you anymore!!
harlequinofhate: (more dangerous than any whip.)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-21 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
I made Gotham. That burg loved me once. Whatever could have happened?
clowngirl: (♦ Amore Infranto)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-22 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
You changed, you triedta kill m-- Gotham. Then you left. It wised up.
harlequinofhate: (The toaster does not respect you.)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-22 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
I've tried to kill Gotham plenty of times. It's a sign that I care.
clowngirl: (♦ Amore Infranto)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-22 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
It was diff'rent that time. You didn't so much as leave a threat after that. You didn't care no more, if you ever really did.
harlequinofhate: (You are attached to what you attack.)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-22 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
That so, maybe I just didn't want Gotham clinging to me like a....clinging, sucking thingummy....

Maybe it was just cramping my style.
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clowngirl: (♦ I'll get you Captain Planet!!)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-22 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[She fumes, her voice reaching new pitches of angry squeak.] GOTHAM IS NOT CLINGY! Gotham is lovin' and supportive and has helped your sorry white keister out more times than Gotham can count! You coulda at least appreciated that and--and--

I'll show you who cramps whose style!
harlequinofhate: (I have nothing to declare but my genius.)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-22 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds like Gotham didn't know me as well as I thought.
clowngirl: (♦ I mad)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2017-08-22 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
It knows you better than anybody. That's why it wants to knock your lights out.
harlequinofhate: (Topsy Turvy Talk)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2017-08-22 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
WRONG-O.

If Gotham really knew me it'd know that I kill outta lo-

[He cuts himself off and there is a loud sound of him beating his fist against the table.]

LAMPREY!

That's a clingy, sucky thing!

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